Brutal feedback. Real results.

Get roasted before you get ignored.

We find the friction making people leave your landing page—and give you the sharpest next moves to turn attention into action.

Free public submissions are selected for our social channels.

Public roast queue

Drop your site. Get roasted.

Public roast potentialFounder gets tagged

Honest feedback. Stronger sites.

Brutal about the page. Useful to the founder.

No vague “improve the UX” advice. We call out the confusing headline, the soft CTA, the missing proof, and the leaky path between curious and converted.

10 focused fixes48-hour targetOne-time decision

Free public roast

A public teardown for founders who can take the heat.

Send your URL for a chance to be selected. If your roast goes live, we tag you—giving you useful feedback and a shareable founder moment.

Submit your site
  1. 01

    Send the page

    Submit the landing page you want judged—not the one you plan to ship someday.

  2. 02

    We test the first impression

    We pressure-test clarity, your offer, proof, CTA, objections, and the points that make visitors disappear.

  3. 03

    Share the heat

    Selected public roasts become a candid teardown you can learn from, reply to, and share with your audience.

Private roast report · upcoming

Keep the feedback sharp. Keep it between us.

The private report is for founders who want a detailed diagnosis without putting their launch on the internet. It is not open for purchase yet.

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Your launch is not the finish line

Find out why they are not clicking.

Put your page in the public roast queue and get the clear, candid feedback your next visitor needs.

Submit for a free roast